Hospital bed sheets?

An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the


bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was


embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.


In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of


bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window. A drunk was walking by the hospital when the


sheets landed on him.


He started yelling, cursing , and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.


As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet,


staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely


containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole


incident, walked up and asked,


';What the heck is going on here?';Hospital bed sheets?
Dude, I can see it happen'. ? Ever been to Macon, GA?Hospital bed sheets?
lol!
not really funny
that's awesome!!! best joke I've heard in weeks. You da man!
LOL!!!!!!!!! Way 2 cool!!! Were did you get this from it is awsome........ Star for you!!!
LOL! I didn麓t see that coming!


Since you made me laugh for the first time today... A star for you!
Not bad! Gave me a smile. Thanks!!
OK but a bit lengthy though.
LOL cool