Soiled Bed Sheets! lol?

This should make you smile and one for the Nurses %26amp; Security Guards as well!!








An extremely modest man was in the hospital


for a series of tests, the last of which had left


his bodily systems extremely upset.


Upon making several false alarm trips to the


bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another


and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with


diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to


remain rational.


In a complete loss of composure he jumped


out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets and threw


them out of the hospital window.


A drunk was walking by the hospital when the


sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing,


and swinging his arms violently trying to get the


unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled


sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.


As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his


feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital


security guard, (barely containing his laughter),


and who had watched the whole incident, walked up


and asked, 'What the heck is going on here?'


The drunk, still staring down at the bed


sheets in amazement, replied: 'I think I just beat


the **** out of a ghost.'





x x xSoiled Bed Sheets! lol?
well give me a ticket to Australia and I'll damn sure soil some bed sheets, lolSoiled Bed Sheets! lol?
Funny! 100!
fantastic joke!!!!!!
HAHAHA that's great :) Thanks for brightening my day!
LMAO!!!!
lol wow thats funny :) here's a star